1. Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same fucking thing… over and over again expecting… shit to change… That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is… He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing… over and over and over and over again thinking ‘this time is gonna be different’ no, no, no please… This time is gonna be different, I’m sorry, I don’t like… The way…
    [Punches crate aside violently. His agitation is visibly growing] … you are looking at me… Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!… It’s okay, man. I’m gonna chill, hermano. I’m gonna chill… The thing is… Alright, the thing is I killed you once already… and it’s not like I am fucking crazy. It’s okay… It’s like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition… of insanity?
    – Vaas, Far Cry 3 (via runningblindinthestreet)

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  3. chuckquizmo:

    GAMES THAT DON’T HAVE ANYTHING AFTER THE FINAL BOSS AND JUST MAKE YOUR SAVE FILE ETERNALLY RIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL BOSS MAKE ME SO MAD 

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  4. my-wintersoldier:

    connorsrockinbooty:

    there is no friendship in mario kart

    it’s all fun and games until somebody picks rainbow road.

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  5. hipstergrunt:

glowsticksandtinderboxes:

luigimpreg:

hes been standing there for like 5 minutes and he wont move omfg

he does that to me too i find it so respectful how he waits for you to do your business before trying to kill you

oh god i can’t

god damn

    hipstergrunt:

    glowsticksandtinderboxes:

    luigimpreg:

    hes been standing there for like 5 minutes and he wont move omfg

    he does that to me too i find it so respectful how he waits for you to do your business before trying to kill you

    oh god i can’t

    god damn

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  6. Reblog if you used to lock the butler in the freezer in Tomb Raider

    bonhwa:

    epilepticdancinggiraffe:

    YOUR FARTING WON’T SAVE YOU NOW.

    FUCK YOU, BUTLAH.

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  7. aishaneko:

    stinkydeadpool:

    yourcreepyuncle:

    killerblond:

    eddy is an expect at summoning satan

    NO

    N O

    //WHEEZING //

    I kind of want to attach this to the monsters as a noise they make ajfhkjahgkja

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  8. photo

    photo

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  9. dalmonite:

    amixedreality:

    diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

    THIS GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE RIGHT NOW

    WAHAAATTTT fljgbdsjlfbglsdg

    IT’S MINECRAFT MEETS NATURAL SELECTION MEETS EVE MEETS HALO MEETS MY OWN VIDYA WET DREAMS

    DOWNLOADING NOW

    WOHAHHHHHAHOWOAHHHHHHWHAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHHHHHH

    MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN

    DOWNLOADING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

    o_o

    //FUCKING DOWNLOADS RIGHT NOW

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  10. the-sp00kiest-bucket:

dalmonite:

blyumonsterdono:

saveroomminibar:

Ubisoft announced Watch Dogs.
Introduction Trailer.
Did you see the reveal and the gameplay? What did you think?

WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT THAT THIS WAS A GOOD GAME?

Holy fuck, that is an awesome concept!  8I

…….. OH MY GOD THOSE GRAPHICS.
And the physics engine, hnnnng.
This game is kdsjfnkdsn beautiful.

    the-sp00kiest-bucket:

    dalmonite:

    blyumonsterdono:

    saveroomminibar:

    Ubisoft announced Watch Dogs.

    Introduction Trailer.

    Did you see the reveal and the gameplay? What did you think?

    WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT THAT THIS WAS A GOOD GAME?

    Holy fuck, that is an awesome concept!  8I

    …….. OH MY GOD THOSE GRAPHICS.

    And the physics engine, hnnnng.

    This game is kdsjfnkdsn beautiful.

    (via queer-bucketeer)

    7 months ago  /  275 notes  /  Source: saveroomminibar